Crazy Horoscopes, these will make you laugh!
Just for fun I found this website called crazy horoscopes, http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/
Funny Stuff. I like to read horoscopes for the heck of it. But they have a thing called love match. Get this, I put in my sign Aries and my m-m's sign Pisces, and this is what it said -
The delicate Pisces male is not likely to survive in the company of a fiery Aries female. He is a romantic and deep down, loves to hold hands and be close, while her idea of romance would be deliberately irritating him with the famous 'Thailand ping-pong ball trick' and firing them at his head while laughing her ass off, because she hit him in the eye! This would probably end up getting on his nerves which would result in him being sectioned and drooling in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
Horn Meter Reading: 1/5 heartsRating: Death Horn!Verdict: Entering this relationship will be like trying to french-kiss a spitting cobra - extremely dangerous! However if you are confident that you can do it then I wish you the best of luck.
Funny - can't wait to see what Mara's and Brent's comes out to be, or christina's and her ex's.
Let me know what they are girls!
posted by Scarlett D at 2/11/2005 11:05:00 AM
1 Comments:
Here's mine and Brent's:
Ooh this is going to be a bumpy ride! There's going to be lots of emotional clashes due to the Scorpio male's possessiveness. She won't even be able to say hello to her friend's boyfriend, without him hovering around nearby, with his steel-piercing hawk eyes watching her every move. He must learn that as the alpha-lioness, it is she who steers the relationship and is in control, and she won't like him getting touchy because she accidentally smiled at a male bank cashier. After a while she will just lose her temper, and if he accuses her one more time, then she will probably beat the ugly out him with a spade before permanently freezing his genitals with liquid nitrogen and smashing them to splinters with her stiletto.
Horn Meter Reading: 2/5 hearts
Rating: Limp Horn
Verdict: This can work but its like flogging a half-dead horse. It needs a lot of work and is not going to bloom without some serious elbow grease and a decent level of understanding of each other
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